Also, my mom drove me home from my aunt's house in my car, and she drove about 2 miles with the motherfucking parking break on. She was all "why is your car vibrating" and i was like "Bitch! The parking break is on! " Then I made fun of her for it for the rest of the way home.

Hell yes, thanksgiving is awesome.

I got completely blitzwed at dinner tonight. My cousin Donna has introduced me to the fine world of wine. I desperately want to go to sleep, but I can't because I'll be all kinds of hung over tomorrow and I have to work at 8 a.m ( Read more... )